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I kdy\u017e […]","datePublished":"2020-01-05","dateModified":"2020-01-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.cernaliska.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.cernaliska.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c85ed962cb1c3e1e680178ad084e2102c88284f87c8033477621334d3d050a6d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c85ed962cb1c3e1e680178ad084e2102c88284f87c8033477621334d3d050a6d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"cernaliska.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.cernaliska.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a353705_w1778_t1568180616.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.cernaliska.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a353705_w1778_t1568180616.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.cernaliska.cz\/2020\/01\/05\/kdo-by-si-rad-nepolezel\/","wordCount":451,"articleBody":" Ur\u010dit\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s se alespo\u0148 n\u011bkdy r\u00e1d ocitne v poloze vle\u017ee. A to proto, \u017ee a\u010d nejsme my lid\u00e9 hadi, je docela dost \u010dinnost\u00ed, je\u017e pot\u0159ebujeme konat a pro n\u011b\u017e je takov\u00e1 horizont\u00e1ln\u00ed poloha ide\u00e1ln\u00ed, ne-li p\u0159\u00edmo nezbytn\u00e1. Jen tak nam\u00e1tkou: O\u010d l\u00e9pe se sp\u00ed vle\u017ee ne\u017e v jak\u00e9koliv jin\u00e9 poloze, \u017ee? I kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo usne i v k\u0159esle u televize, ve vlaku nebo autobuse, nen\u00ed to p\u0159ece jenom ono, \u010dlov\u011bk si tam tolik neodpo\u010dine a je z toho naopak nejednou cel\u00fd pol\u00e1man\u00fd. Milostn\u00e9 hr\u00e1tky se rovn\u011b\u017e daj\u00ed praktikovat leckde, a to i vstoje, vkle\u010de a podobn\u011b, ale vle\u017ee v posteli je to p\u0159ece jenom p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. O\u010d l\u00e9pe se \u201ahraje\u2018 t\u0159eba hokej, le\u017e\u00edme-li u n\u011bj na kanapi p\u0159ed obrazovkou, ne\u017e kdy\u017e p\u0159i n\u011bm le\u017e\u00edme s bruslemi na nohou na led\u011b! Poloha vle\u017ee se prost\u011b t\u011b\u0161\u00ed i u lid\u00ed nemal\u00e9 popularit\u011b. Ov\u0161em i u n\u00ed plat\u00ed jednak to, \u017ee by m\u011blo b\u00fdt v\u0161eho jen s m\u00edrou, a jednak to, \u017ee nen\u00ed pole\u017een\u00ed jako pole\u017een\u00ed, proto\u017ee i to, na \u010dem l\u00edh\u00e1me, sehr\u00e1v\u00e1 svoji roli. A to nemalou, nezanedbatelnou. Co byste si t\u0159eba vybrali vy, kdybyste si mohli vybrat mezi tvrdou a studenou zem\u00ed, kontejnerem na odpadky, lavi\u010dkou v parku, podlahou pod restaura\u010dn\u00edm stolem nebo pohodlnou postel\u00ed? Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee byste si vybrali postel, \u017ee? Stejn\u011b jako j\u00e1 a ostatn\u00ed soudn\u00ed lid\u00e9. Jen\u017ee ouha! Ona toti\u017e nen\u00ed dokonce ani postel jako postel. A tak se \u010dlov\u011bk nejednou mus\u00ed krom\u011b vsazen\u00ed na postel rozhodnout v i ot\u00e1zce toho, jakou m\u00e1 tato b\u00fdt. Jist\u011b, ka\u017ed\u00e9mu m\u016f\u017ee vyhovovat n\u011bco mali\u010dko jin\u00e9ho, n\u011bkdo m\u00e1 rad\u0161i postel takovou a n\u011bkdo makovou, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 se shodneme, \u017ee tou nejlep\u0161\u00ed variantou jsou dvoul\u016f\u017ekov\u00e9 postele. A to z hned n\u011bkolika d\u016fvod\u016f. \u010clov\u011bk se tu nemus\u00ed tolik ma\u010dkat se sv\u00fdm druhem\/svou dru\u017ekou, co\u017e je v ml\u00e1d\u00ed sice p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9, ale po dvaceti letech man\u017eelstv\u00ed u\u017e m\u00e9n\u011b.  \u010clov\u011bk tu m\u00e1 hodn\u011b prostoru, pokud \u017eije s\u00e1m, m\u016f\u017ee se rozvalit jako kr\u00e1l.  Je tu men\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost, \u017ee kv\u016fli divok\u00e9mu snu z takto \u0161irok\u00e9 postele spadneme.  A i zde je d\u016fvod\u016f mnohem v\u00edc. Ale vyjmenov\u00e1vat u\u017e je tu nebudu. To bych se pro sam\u00e9 psan\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 ani nedostal do postele sv\u00e9. A to by mi bylo v\u00e1\u017en\u011b l\u00edto.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 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